Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…
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Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
Best Neck Pillow for Travel
Discover the ultimate solution to in-flight neck cramps: the Ostrich pillow, crowned the Best Neck Pillow for Travel by comfort-seeking travelers everywhere! Say goodbye to…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Reebok Pump Retro Sneakers
The Reebok Pump Retro Sneakers are proof that the ’90s didn’t just walk so today’s trends could run—they jumped, literally. With that iconic pump-up tongue…
The Peeing Liquor Dispenser
Why settle for boring pour spouts when you could have a peeing liquor dispenser that makes your whiskey flow with a wink (and a stream)?…
Dog Necktie
Just got my dog a necktie – he’s officially the most dapper pup on the block! Now he’s ready for business meetings with the neighborhood…
The WTF Cookbook: Laugh, Swear, and Figure Out Dinner
If you’ve ever opened the fridge and muttered “WTF am I supposed to cook?”, the WTF Cookbook is your new kitchen bible. Equal parts sarcasm…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Shocktato: The Hot Potato Party Game That Will Jolt Your Friends Into Laughter
Looking for a party game that’s equal parts laughter and mild electrocution? The Shocktato Hot Potato Game takes the classic childhood favorite and adds a…
Floating Water Mat
The SOWKT Floating Water Mat is your ticket to endless fun on the water. This durable, stable, and spacious pad provides a comfortable surface for…