Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Wacky Waving Tube Guy Mini
The Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Mini is the pint-sized office hero you never knew you needed, bringing high-energy flailing and maximum desk-side chaos. Whether…
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Whole Skinned Alligator
Cookout coming up? Surprise your guests with this large cut of meat. Why a whole skinned alligator? Why the F not? Make sure you invite…
Water Mat
If your idea of “summer cardio” is floating around with a cold drink in hand, this Water Mat is your new best friend. This oversized,…
Carolina Reaper Chip Challenge
Think you’re tough? The Carolina Reaper Chip Challenge will turn your bravado into a fire-breathing meltdown faster than you can say “where’s the milk?” This…
Launch Laughs with the Stretchy Poop Slingshot Toy
The poop slingshot toy is stretchy, sticky, and guaranteed to launch laughs across any room—literally! Looking for the ultimate gag gift that’s equal parts gross…
Pickle Ice Pops
Pickle ice pops are the ultimate summer snack for anyone who thinks sweet treats are overrated. Packed with electrolytes and that signature briny bite, these…
Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.
Coddies Fish Sandals
Step into the wild side with Coddies Fish Sandals — perfect for reeling in compliments or flopping your way through fashion with zero shame. Warning:…
The WTF Cookbook: Laugh, Swear, and Figure Out Dinner
If you’ve ever opened the fridge and muttered “WTF am I supposed to cook?”, the WTF Cookbook is your new kitchen bible. Equal parts sarcasm…