Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
Cactus Dryer Balls: Laundry’s Least Thirsty Houseplants
Cactus Dryer Balls give your laundry routine a playful plant-shaped accessory. Cute, reusable laundry helpers for people who love practical oddities.
Smoke Grenade
Want to feel like an action hero or the star of a low-budget music video? Grab a colorful smoke grenade—because nothing says ‘I’m crushing this…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…
Emergency Underpants: A Backup Plan for Your Backside
Emergency Underpants belong in the same category as insurance: ridiculous right up until you need them. This little tin makes a wonderfully awkward gag gift…
Cap Gun Bottle Opener
The gift every beer drinker needs. Opens your beverage and fires the cap up to 16 feet away. Super fun way to open your bottles…
Light Up Word Clock
Illuminate your living space with the mesmerizing Light-Up Word Clock, a fusion of art and functionality. This unique timepiece eschews traditional numbers, displaying the time…
Portable Espresso Maker
This portable espresso maker is high class on the go. Are you a coffee snob? Don’t leave home without the WACACO Picopresso. High quality espresso…