Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
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Dog Necktie
Just got my dog a necktie – he’s officially the most dapper pup on the block! Now he’s ready for business meetings with the neighborhood…
Step Out in Style with a Cartoon Bag That Pops Off the Page
Who says fashion has to be serious? This cartoon bag brings comic-strip charm to real life, turning heads with its bold outlines and playful pop-art…
Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.
Kids Activities Bucket List Poster: Retire “I’m Bored”
Give “I’m bored” a new opponent with this 100 Kids Activities Bucket List Poster. Scratch off completed adventures and plan your next family activity.
Smoke Grenade
Want to feel like an action hero or the star of a low-budget music video? Grab a colorful smoke grenade—because nothing says ‘I’m crushing this…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
New Car Smell
Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…