Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Last Call Drinking Game
Think you’re a champ at handling your liquor? Last Call is the drinking game that proves you’re either a party legend—or tomorrow’s hangover meme. Grab…
Ghost Pepper Chicken Noodle Soup
Introducing this latest culinary experiment: ghost pepper chicken noodle soup! Guaranteed to warm you up faster than a haunted house tour and leave your taste…
Shark Bite Shirt: Dark Humor You Can Wear
Make a splash at your next beach party (or awkward family BBQ) with the hilarious “I’m Fine” Shark Bite T-Shirt. This novelty graphic tee combines…
Football Pillow Covers
These football team pillow covers are awesome! Add any name and any number to your favorite football colors. 100% Polyester. 18″ x 18″. Suitable for…
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Useless Box
Got myself a ‘useless box’ for some light entertainment, but it turns out it’s the laziest gadget ever—it just keeps turning itself off like it’s…
Thermal Color Changing Zombie Mug
The Thermal Color Changing Zombie Mug is like having your own zombie apocalypse with every sip. When you pour in that hot coffee, it’s not…
Dracula Garlic Crusher
Looking for a kitchen tool that even Dracula himself would fear? The Dracula Garlic Crusher makes mincing garlic effortless, keeping your hands clean while unleashing…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Smart Flower Pot
Say goodbye to wilted leaves and plant-parent guilt! The smart flower pot sends you reminders when your plants need water, making sure they thrive—because even…