Dog Necktie
Just got my dog a necktie – he’s officially the most dapper pup on the block! Now he’s ready for business meetings with the neighborhood…
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Shark Bite Shirt: Dark Humor You Can Wear
Make a splash at your next beach party (or awkward family BBQ) with the hilarious “I’m Fine” Shark Bite T-Shirt. This novelty graphic tee combines…
Retractable Vampire Fangs
Retractable vampire fangs are the ultimate accessory for those who want to sink their teeth into the Halloween spirit with style!
New Car Smell
Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…
Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
Pickle Ice Pops
Pickle ice pops are the ultimate summer snack for anyone who thinks sweet treats are overrated. Packed with electrolytes and that signature briny bite, these…
Cap Gun Bottle Opener
The gift every beer drinker needs. Opens your beverage and fires the cap up to 16 feet away. Super fun way to open your bottles…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Traps Patriot Gun Shelf Safe
Looking for a gun shelf safe that doesn’t scream “I’m hiding something”? The Traps Patriot 35S Compact Gun Shelf keeps your home stylish and your…
Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
The Peeing Liquor Dispenser
Why settle for boring pour spouts when you could have a peeing liquor dispenser that makes your whiskey flow with a wink (and a stream)?…