Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Hidden Flask Mittens
Introducing this latest winter wonder: Hidden Flask Mittens! Keep your hands warm and your spirits high with this ingenious invention—because who says you can’t have…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Floating Water Mat
The SOWKT Floating Water Mat is your ticket to endless fun on the water. This durable, stable, and spacious pad provides a comfortable surface for…
Floating Plant Pot
Tired of boring old pots that just sit there? This futuristic floating plant pot is here to defy gravity — and your expectations. Powered by…
Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
Sticker Toilet Plunger: Put a Lid on Your Crap
The PONGTU sticker toilet plunger seals over the bowl and uses pressure to tackle clogs. Meet the disposable sheet taking bathroom drama personally.