Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Cactus Christmas Tree
Sprinkle some prickly humor into your holiday festivities with the pre-lit cactus Christmas tree—a quirky and festive way to show Santa that even in the…
Baguette Body Pillow: Finally, a Long-Term Bread Relationship
The Baguette Body Pillow is an oversized plush loaf for naps, lounging, and unapologetic bread lovers. Your next favorite couch carb has arrived.
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Huge Glow Sticks
Unlock the night’s magic with our colossal glow sticks! These oversized wonders unleash an enchanting radiance, turning any gathering into a luminescent wonderland. Elevate your…
This Giant Beach Towel : Bringing Fun to the Shore
As the sun rises high in the sky, the call of the beach becomes irresistible. It’s time to pack your sunscreen, shades, and of course,…
Cap Gun Bottle Opener
The gift every beer drinker needs. Opens your beverage and fires the cap up to 16 feet away. Super fun way to open your bottles…
Language Translator Earbuds
Are you tired of fumbling through language barriers while traveling or struggling to communicate with foreign friends? Say hello to the Timekettle Language Translator Earbuds…
Imitation Nixie Tube Clock
Capturing the vintage allure of Nixie tubes, the imitation Nixie tube clock seamlessly marries retro aesthetics with modern functionality. With its warm, glowing numerals and…
Thermal Color Changing Zombie Mug
The Thermal Color Changing Zombie Mug is like having your own zombie apocalypse with every sip. When you pour in that hot coffee, it’s not…
Smart Coffee Table Refrigerator
Don’t like having to walk all the way to the kitchen to grab a beer mid-game? Now all your favorite drinks and snacks are within…