Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Food Decision Dice
Introducing the Food Decision Dice—a playful solution to culinary indecision! Roll the dice and let chance spice up your meal choices, turning ordinary dining moments…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Language Translator Earbuds
Are you tired of fumbling through language barriers while traveling or struggling to communicate with foreign friends? Say hello to the Timekettle Language Translator Earbuds…
Finger Squirrel
Looking for a ‘nutty’ way to entertain your inner child and maybe even perplex your real ones? Meet the finger squirrel puppet – your mini…
Giant Personalized Face Pillows: Because Your Face Deserves to Be 3 Feet Wide
Ever wanted to cuddle yourself without the awkward mirror stare? Giant personalized face pillows make that dream a reality—because nothing says “I love me” like…
Earth Fire Pit
Want to watch the world burn? This high quality earth fire pit requires no maintenance and has an overall height of 40″ and a diameter…
Shart Survival Kit: For When Trust Falls Go Terribly Wrong
The Shart Survival Kit is a cheeky gag gift for friends with questionable luck and excellent bathroom humor. A memorable white elephant conversation starter.
Earrings That Look Like a Screw
Who says hardware is just for the toolbox? These earrings that look like a screw brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “screw it,…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Bear Claw Meat Shredders: Your Pulled Pork Has Met Wolverine
Bear Claw Meat Shredders help pull apart cooked pork, chicken, and more. A practical barbecue gadget with just enough superhero energy to make dinner fun.