Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Home ICEE slushie machine
Always wanted a home ICEE slushie machine? No. How about the cheapest frozen margarita machine available online?
Whole Skinned Alligator
Cookout coming up? Surprise your guests with this large cut of meat. Why a whole skinned alligator? Why the F not? Make sure you invite…
Language Translator Earbuds
Are you tired of fumbling through language barriers while traveling or struggling to communicate with foreign friends? Say hello to the Timekettle Language Translator Earbuds…
Poetry of Donald Trump
Check out “The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump” – A Masterpiece of Tweets and Tremendous Verses!
Huge Coffee Mug
Indulge in the ultimate morning ritual with our huge coffee mug, a vessel so vast it transforms your daily caffeine fix into a caffeinated adventure,…
Cheese Fondue Fountain
Amaze your party-goers with this over the top fondue fountain. This thing has privilege written all over it. It has four tiers and holds more…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Tumbler Rolling Knife Sharpener
Revitalize your kitchen arsenal with the Tumbler Rolling Knife Sharpener, a game-changer for every culinary enthusiast. Effortlessly restoring blades to their prime, this sleek gadget…
Shart Survival Kit: For When Trust Falls Go Terribly Wrong
The Shart Survival Kit is a cheeky gag gift for friends with questionable luck and excellent bathroom humor. A memorable white elephant conversation starter.
SMACO Mini Scuba Tank
One of the most impressive features of the SMACO Mini Scuba Tank is its compact design. Unlike traditional scuba tanks that can be cumbersome and…