
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…

Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…

Introducing the “Can’t C Me Waving” wiper blade, featuring the iconic wrestler! Let your car channel the power and charisma of this legendary figure as…

Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…

Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…

Looking for a kitchen tool that even Dracula himself would fear? The Dracula Garlic Crusher makes mincing garlic effortless, keeping your hands clean while unleashing…

As the sun rises high in the sky, the call of the beach becomes irresistible. It’s time to pack your sunscreen, shades, and of course,…

Want to feel like an action hero or the star of a low-budget music video? Grab a colorful smoke grenade—because nothing says ‘I’m crushing this…

A booming new winter sport. These short ski skates are attachments for your winter shoes or snowboard boots. Now you’ll have a set of skis…

Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…

This space saving dining table that converts into a desk is the ultimate home‑office sidekick: looks like a clean, modern table, then flips open into…

Ever dreamed of turning your kitchen into a mini distillery? With home alcohol distillation, you can unleash your inner mad scientist—just remember, if you start…