Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
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Giant Tortilla Blanket
Introducing the Giant Tortilla Blanket – because who wouldn’t want to be the burrito of their own dreams? This oversized, snuggle-worthy wrap brings a dash…
New Car Smell
Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.
Inflatable Party Boat
Ahoy, fellow adventurers! Today, we’re setting sail on an epic voyage aboard the legendary Inflatable Party Boat! Buckle up your water wings, folks, because this…
Snowfeet – Short Ski Skates
A booming new winter sport. These short ski skates are attachments for your winter shoes or snowboard boots. Now you’ll have a set of skis…
Pink Starburst Candy
If life handed out awards, pink starburst candy would win “Most Likely to Disappear First” in every candy bowl. Bursting with that sweet, tangy perfection,…
The Toilet Coffee Mug
This toilet coffee mug will be a hit at your next company meeting. Just try and take a sip without laughing. Everyone knows that coffee…
Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
Bazookabubble Gun
Introducing the Bazookabubble Gun: A whimsical marvel that turns ordinary bubbles into giant, shimmering orbs of delight, captivating hearts young and old with its enchanting,…