Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
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Last Call Drinking Game
Think you’re a champ at handling your liquor? Last Call is the drinking game that proves you’re either a party legend—or tomorrow’s hangover meme. Grab…
Sleeping Bag Suit
Become the human burrito you were always meant to be with this sleeping bag suit. Its wearable design lets you shuffle toward the snacks without…
Chicken Nugget Plush Pillow: Emotional Support, Breaded
A Chicken Nugget Plush Pillow turns your favorite comfort food into a cuddly couch companion. A funny gift for snack lovers who take nuggets seriously.
Emergency Underpants: A Backup Plan for Your Backside
Emergency Underpants belong in the same category as insurance: ridiculous right up until you need them. This little tin makes a wonderfully awkward gag gift…
Shart Survival Kit: For When Trust Falls Go Terribly Wrong
The Shart Survival Kit is a cheeky gag gift for friends with questionable luck and excellent bathroom humor. A memorable white elephant conversation starter.
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
Dracula Garlic Crusher
Looking for a kitchen tool that even Dracula himself would fear? The Dracula Garlic Crusher makes mincing garlic effortless, keeping your hands clean while unleashing…
Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
Traps Patriot Gun Shelf Safe
Looking for a gun shelf safe that doesn’t scream “I’m hiding something”? The Traps Patriot 35S Compact Gun Shelf keeps your home stylish and your…
Hidden Flask Mittens
Introducing this latest winter wonder: Hidden Flask Mittens! Keep your hands warm and your spirits high with this ingenious invention—because who says you can’t have…