Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Football Pillow Covers
These football team pillow covers are awesome! Add any name and any number to your favorite football colors. 100% Polyester. 18″ x 18″. Suitable for…
Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Hidden Flask Mittens
Introducing this latest winter wonder: Hidden Flask Mittens! Keep your hands warm and your spirits high with this ingenious invention—because who says you can’t have…
Flame-Like Light Bulbs
Transform your home into a haunted haven this Halloween with flame-like light bulbs. These mesmerizing bulbs flicker and dance, mimicking the eerie glow of real…
Best Electric Water Gun
Unleash the ultimate water warfare with the Spyra One – the reigning champion of electric water guns! With its innovative pressurized technology and rapid-fire capability,…
Shashibo Puzzle Cube
Give your restless hands something to do that won’t get you called into HR. The Shashibo puzzle cube folds into an assortment of geometric shapes,…
A Prison Mike Clean Dirty Magnet
If your dishes could talk, they’d probably sound like Prison Mike. This Prison Mike Clean Dirty Magnet is the toughest warden your dishwasher will ever…
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Halloween Holographic Projection
Halloween holographic projection is a spooktacular spectacle! This ghoulishly good projection turned my living room into a haunted house, complete with dancing skeletons and ghostly…