Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
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Bullshit Button: Your Meeting Finally Has a Soundtrack
The Bullshit Button adds a big red response to questionable claims. A funny sound-button gag gift for friends with big stories and even bigger confidence.
Sleeping Bag Suit
Become the human burrito you were always meant to be with this sleeping bag suit. Its wearable design lets you shuffle toward the snacks without…
Flame-Like Light Bulbs
Transform your home into a haunted haven this Halloween with flame-like light bulbs. These mesmerizing bulbs flicker and dance, mimicking the eerie glow of real…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Fake Bird Poop
Tired of people parking too close or stealing your spot? This fake bird poop prank gel is the hilarious, non-damaging way to send a message…
The Peeing Liquor Dispenser
Why settle for boring pour spouts when you could have a peeing liquor dispenser that makes your whiskey flow with a wink (and a stream)?…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Tiny Hands Finger Puppets: Big Energy, Tiny Handshake
Tiny Hands Finger Puppets make greetings, videos, and everyday conversations hilariously strange. Small props with oversized gag-gift potential.
O’Brien Runway Inflatable Platform
The O’Brien Runway Inflatable Platform is the ultimate water oasis for relaxation and play. Its sturdy construction and ample space make it perfect for sunbathing,…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…