Why Mopping Slippers Are the Best Excuse for Skipping Chores
Let’s be honest—if you own mopping slippers, you’re basically living the dream. One minute you’re grabbing a snack, the next you’ve accidentally cleaned the kitchen…
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1911 Rubber Band Gun: Your Stationery Has Gone Tactical
Elastic Precision’s Model 1911 rubber band gun brings hardwood construction and semi-automatic action to a nostalgic toy. Your stationery just got serious.
Poop Timer
Introducing the “Poop Timer” gag gift – a hilarious and cheeky way to add some humor to bathroom breaks. This whimsical timer adds a touch…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…
Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
Gallium Liquid Metal
Ever wanted to play with mercury but without all of the potential toxic side effects? Now you can. This gallium liquid metal is non-toxic and…
Farfalle Pot Holders
Say goodbye to kitchen burns and hello to style with Farfalle Pot Holders—the pasta-shaped kitchen MVPs that keep your hands safe and your cooking al…
Toilet Golf Game: Work on Your Short Game During the Long One
The GOODLYSPORTS toilet golf game turns bathroom breaks into miniature putting sessions. A ridiculous gag gift for golfers, dads, and white elephant swaps.
Urinal Shot Glasses: Taking the Piss, Literally
Fairly Odd Novelties urinal shot glasses serve 1.5-ounce drinks with bathroom humor. This ceramic two-pack is a cheeky party or white elephant gift.
Sunny Side Up Egg Cooker
Introducing the Sunny Side Up Egg Cooker – because who has time to play egg roulette in the morning? Get perfectly cooked sunny side up…