Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
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Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Gallium Liquid Metal
Ever wanted to play with mercury but without all of the potential toxic side effects? Now you can. This gallium liquid metal is non-toxic and…
Shark Bite Shirt: Dark Humor You Can Wear
Make a splash at your next beach party (or awkward family BBQ) with the hilarious “I’m Fine” Shark Bite T-Shirt. This novelty graphic tee combines…
Real Invisibility Shield
Ever wish you could disappear? A real invisibility shield now makes that sci-fi dream a reality, using advanced light-bending technology to hide people and objects…
Pink Starburst Candy
If life handed out awards, pink starburst candy would win “Most Likely to Disappear First” in every candy bowl. Bursting with that sweet, tangy perfection,…
Marshall Bluetooth Speaker
Crank up the nostalgia with modern sound. The Marshall Bluetooth Speaker combines iconic rock-and-roll design with powerful wireless audio that fills any room with studio-quality…
Yodeling Pickle: Your Snack Has Main Character Energy
A pickle that yodels at the push of a button. Meet the gloriously pointless gag gift for people who already have everything sensible.
Cheese Fondue Fountain
Amaze your party-goers with this over the top fondue fountain. This thing has privilege written all over it. It has four tiers and holds more…
Realistic Animal Balaclava
Release your mountain animal with these realistic face masks. These balaclava animal prints will keep you warm while snapping those snow filled selfies. You will…