Floating Water Mat
The SOWKT Floating Water Mat is your ticket to endless fun on the water. This durable, stable, and spacious pad provides a comfortable surface for…
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Beer Can Sleeve: The Sneaky Way to Sip
A beer can sleeve is like witness protection for your beverage — suddenly that lager looks like a harmless soda. Perfect for backyard BBQs, kids’…
Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
Cap Gun Bottle Opener
The gift every beer drinker needs. Opens your beverage and fires the cap up to 16 feet away. Super fun way to open your bottles…
A Giant Bean Bag Chair Experience
Upgrade your chill game with a giant bean bag chair so massive, it might just have its own zip code. Whether you’re binge-watching your favorite…
Tailgate Toilet Seat
Ladies and gentlemen, behold the tailgate toilet seat! It’s like having a portable restroom attached to your car, and I gotta say, it’s a real…
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
Coddies Fish Sandals
Step into the wild side with Coddies Fish Sandals — perfect for reeling in compliments or flopping your way through fashion with zero shame. Warning:…
Sleeping Bag Suit
Become the human burrito you were always meant to be with this sleeping bag suit. Its wearable design lets you shuffle toward the snacks without…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…