Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Why Mopping Slippers Are the Best Excuse for Skipping Chores
Let’s be honest—if you own mopping slippers, you’re basically living the dream. One minute you’re grabbing a snack, the next you’ve accidentally cleaned the kitchen…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Exotic Meat Jerky
Exotic meat jerky takes your snack game to the next level with wild options like alligator, buffalo, and camel—because why settle for beef when you…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Hidden Flask Mittens
Introducing this latest winter wonder: Hidden Flask Mittens! Keep your hands warm and your spirits high with this ingenious invention—because who says you can’t have…
Launch Laughs with the Stretchy Poop Slingshot Toy
The poop slingshot toy is stretchy, sticky, and guaranteed to launch laughs across any room—literally! Looking for the ultimate gag gift that’s equal parts gross…
This Hidden Door Bookcase
Introducing the Murphy Door Hidden Door Bookcase – the ultimate “secret passage” for your home, because who doesn’t dream of feeling like a spy in…
Cap Gun Bottle Opener
The gift every beer drinker needs. Opens your beverage and fires the cap up to 16 feet away. Super fun way to open your bottles…
Greek Statue Light Switch Cover That Brings Classical Drama to Your Walls
Meet the Greek statue light switch cover—because even ancient gods deserve control over your lighting. This funny, novelty light switch cover blends classical art with…