
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…

If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…

Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…

Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…

The poop slingshot toy is stretchy, sticky, and guaranteed to launch laughs across any room—literally! Looking for the ultimate gag gift that’s equal parts gross…

Always wanted a home ICEE slushie machine? No. How about the cheapest frozen margarita machine available online?

This toilet coffee mug will be a hit at your next company meeting. Just try and take a sip without laughing. Everyone knows that coffee…

Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…

A booming new winter sport. These short ski skates are attachments for your winter shoes or snowboard boots. Now you’ll have a set of skis…

Eat like a real man with the man fork. No more puny-man bites. Great gift idea for the man in your life.

Unleash Lucha Libre fun with the Lucha Libre Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener: This little wrestler packs a punch of personality while popping caps like a…

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