Survival Handbook
“The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook” is a literary lifeline, offering a witty and practical guide to navigating life’s most absurd and unpredictable challenges. Packed with…
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Baguette Body Pillow: Finally, a Long-Term Bread Relationship
The Baguette Body Pillow is an oversized plush loaf for naps, lounging, and unapologetic bread lovers. Your next favorite couch carb has arrived.
12 Gauge Trip Wire Alarm: The Loudest Way to Keep Unwanted Guests Away
Ever worry that your midnight snack run might end with a surprise guest… like a bear, a raccoon, or your nosy neighbor? A 12 Gauge…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
Earrings That Look Like a Screw
Who says hardware is just for the toolbox? These earrings that look like a screw brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “screw it,…
Sleeping Bag Suit
Become the human burrito you were always meant to be with this sleeping bag suit. Its wearable design lets you shuffle toward the snacks without…
Sombrero Wine Stopper: Your Bottle Has Better Party Clothes
Dress up an unfinished bottle with the el Corko sombrero wine stopper. Monkey Business turns a practical silicone bottle seal into a tiny party hat.
Poetry of Donald Trump
Check out “The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump” – A Masterpiece of Tweets and Tremendous Verses!
Launch Laughs with the Stretchy Poop Slingshot Toy
The poop slingshot toy is stretchy, sticky, and guaranteed to launch laughs across any room—literally! Looking for the ultimate gag gift that’s equal parts gross…