Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.
Touchscreen Smart Calendar: The Stylish Upgrade Your Family Actually Needs
A touchscreen smart calendar is like having a family command center on your wall—syncing schedules, meal plans, and reminders in one sleek hub. No more…
Level Up Your Old Fashioned with a Cocktail Smoker Kit with Torch
If you’ve ever wished your Old Fashioned came with a side of drama, a cocktail smoker kit with torch is your new best friend. In…
Gorilla Couch
Looking to go bananas with your home decor? The gorilla couch is the king of comfort, blending wild style with jungle-level coziness, perfect for monkeying…
Finger Chopsticks: Snack Like Your Keyboard Matters
Finger Chopsticks hold snacks without coating your fingers in cheese dust. A clever little gadget for gaming sessions, desk snacking, and multitasking munchers.
Can’t C Me Waving
Introducing the “Can’t C Me Waving” wiper blade, featuring the iconic wrestler! Let your car channel the power and charisma of this legendary figure as…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Home ICEE slushie machine
Always wanted a home ICEE slushie machine? No. How about the cheapest frozen margarita machine available online?
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…