Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
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Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Sunny Side Up Egg Cooker
Introducing the Sunny Side Up Egg Cooker – because who has time to play egg roulette in the morning? Get perfectly cooked sunny side up…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Bug Gun
Introducing the Bug Gun: A revolutionary device designed to tackle pesky insect problems effortlessly, providing a quick and efficient solution for homeowners tired of swatting…
Cacoon Hanging Chair
Embrace the ultimate cocoon of relaxation with the Cacoon Hanging Chair. This innovative piece of outdoor furniture combines comfort, style, and a touch of whimsy,…
Whole Skinned Alligator
Cookout coming up? Surprise your guests with this large cut of meat. Why a whole skinned alligator? Why the F not? Make sure you invite…
Beer Can Sleeve: The Sneaky Way to Sip
A beer can sleeve is like witness protection for your beverage — suddenly that lager looks like a harmless soda. Perfect for backyard BBQs, kids’…
Smart Coffee Table Refrigerator
Don’t like having to walk all the way to the kitchen to grab a beer mid-game? Now all your favorite drinks and snacks are within…
Add Some Nintendo Magic with the Super Mario Star Tree Topper
The Super Mario Star Tree Topper is the holiday upgrade you didn’t know you needed. It puts a power-up right on your Christmas tree, giving…
Gallium Liquid Metal
Ever wanted to play with mercury but without all of the potential toxic side effects? Now you can. This gallium liquid metal is non-toxic and…