Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
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Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
Sunny Side Up Egg Cooker
Introducing the Sunny Side Up Egg Cooker – because who has time to play egg roulette in the morning? Get perfectly cooked sunny side up…
Exotic Meat Jerky
Exotic meat jerky takes your snack game to the next level with wild options like alligator, buffalo, and camel—because why settle for beef when you…
Language Translator Earbuds
Are you tired of fumbling through language barriers while traveling or struggling to communicate with foreign friends? Say hello to the Timekettle Language Translator Earbuds…
Farting Hippo Plush Toy: Cute Face, Terrible Manners
A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.
Imitation Nixie Tube Clock
Capturing the vintage allure of Nixie tubes, the imitation Nixie tube clock seamlessly marries retro aesthetics with modern functionality. With its warm, glowing numerals and…
Level Up Your Old Fashioned with a Cocktail Smoker Kit with Torch
If you’ve ever wished your Old Fashioned came with a side of drama, a cocktail smoker kit with torch is your new best friend. In…
The Best Way to Enjoy Whiskey: Start with a Chilled Whiskey Glass
Why water down greatness? A chilled whiskey glass keeps your drink ice-cold without turning it into sad, whiskey-flavored water. Sip like a legend, savor every…
Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…
Shashibo Puzzle Cube
Give your restless hands something to do that won’t get you called into HR. The Shashibo puzzle cube folds into an assortment of geometric shapes,…