Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Home ICEE slushie machine
Always wanted a home ICEE slushie machine? No. How about the cheapest frozen margarita machine available online?
Tailgate Toilet Seat
Ladies and gentlemen, behold the tailgate toilet seat! It’s like having a portable restroom attached to your car, and I gotta say, it’s a real…
Imitation Nixie Tube Clock
Capturing the vintage allure of Nixie tubes, the imitation Nixie tube clock seamlessly marries retro aesthetics with modern functionality. With its warm, glowing numerals and…
Above Ground Storm Shelter
When Mother Nature starts throwing patio furniture, it’s time to rethink your open-door policy. This Swisher above ground storm shelter gives emergency planning a dedicated…
Emergency Underpants: A Backup Plan for Your Backside
Emergency Underpants belong in the same category as insurance: ridiculous right up until you need them. This little tin makes a wonderfully awkward gag gift…
Huge Glow Sticks
Unlock the night’s magic with our colossal glow sticks! These oversized wonders unleash an enchanting radiance, turning any gathering into a luminescent wonderland. Elevate your…
Ninja SLUSHi Frozen Drink Maker
If adulting had a taste, it’d be frozen, fruity, and made in the Ninja SLUSHi Frozen Drink Maker. This magical machine turns your kitchen into…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.