Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Gourmet Peanut Butter & Jelly Club
Get a different jar of peanut butter and jelly every month. The gourmet peanut butter and jelly club is the perfect gift for that person…
Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…
Cactus Christmas Tree
Sprinkle some prickly humor into your holiday festivities with the pre-lit cactus Christmas tree—a quirky and festive way to show Santa that even in the…
Farfalle Pot Holders
Say goodbye to kitchen burns and hello to style with Farfalle Pot Holders—the pasta-shaped kitchen MVPs that keep your hands safe and your cooking al…
Above Ground Storm Shelter
When Mother Nature starts throwing patio furniture, it’s time to rethink your open-door policy. This Swisher above ground storm shelter gives emergency planning a dedicated…
Testicle-Shaped Golf Ball Bag
Hey there, golf enthusiasts and aficionados! A bag that defies all conventional shapes. It’s round, bouncy, and remarkably reminiscent of a certain pair of anatomy…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Smart Coffee Table Refrigerator
Don’t like having to walk all the way to the kitchen to grab a beer mid-game? Now all your favorite drinks and snacks are within…
The WTF Cookbook: Laugh, Swear, and Figure Out Dinner
If you’ve ever opened the fridge and muttered “WTF am I supposed to cook?”, the WTF Cookbook is your new kitchen bible. Equal parts sarcasm…