Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…
BOTE Dock Inflatable Swim Platform
The BOTE Dock Inflatable Swim Platform is a game-changer for water enthusiasts, offering an ultra-portable oasis of fun that can transform any waterfront into a…
River Rock Door Mat: Get Stoned Before You Come Inside
Bring riverbed style to your doorway with the Rutledge & King river rock door mat. Smooth pebbles and a flexible backing make an earthy entrance.
Tumbler Rolling Knife Sharpener
Revitalize your kitchen arsenal with the Tumbler Rolling Knife Sharpener, a game-changer for every culinary enthusiast. Effortlessly restoring blades to their prime, this sleek gadget…
Earrings That Look Like a Screw
Who says hardware is just for the toolbox? These earrings that look like a screw brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “screw it,…
Sombrero Wine Stopper: Your Bottle Has Better Party Clothes
Dress up an unfinished bottle with the el Corko sombrero wine stopper. Monkey Business turns a practical silicone bottle seal into a tiny party hat.
Floating Volleyball Court: Take Your Beach Game Offshore
Take volleyball onto the water with SPECRAFT’s 46-by-26-foot floating volleyball court. A giant inflatable arena for your next waterfront gathering.
9 Funny White Elephant Gifts People Will Actually Steal
Nine funny white elephant gifts for office swaps, bathroom-humor fans, and anyone willing to fight over a yodeling pickle.
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…