Modern Bar Cabinet
Introducing the modern bar cabinet – the perfect blend of style and function. Who needs a mixologist when you can’t even mix salad dressing without…
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Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.
Huge Coffee Mug
Indulge in the ultimate morning ritual with our huge coffee mug, a vessel so vast it transforms your daily caffeine fix into a caffeinated adventure,…
Backyard Ice Rink
I don’t know what all it takes to become a pro hockey player. I’m pretty sure every one of them had a backyard ice rink.
Beer Can Sleeve: The Sneaky Way to Sip
A beer can sleeve is like witness protection for your beverage — suddenly that lager looks like a harmless soda. Perfect for backyard BBQs, kids’…
Language Translator Earbuds
Are you tired of fumbling through language barriers while traveling or struggling to communicate with foreign friends? Say hello to the Timekettle Language Translator Earbuds…
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.