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Useless Box
Got myself a ‘useless box’ for some light entertainment, but it turns out it’s the laziest gadget ever—it just keeps turning itself off like it’s…
Ninja SLUSHi Frozen Drink Maker
If adulting had a taste, it’d be frozen, fruity, and made in the Ninja SLUSHi Frozen Drink Maker. This magical machine turns your kitchen into…
The Best Way to Enjoy Whiskey: Start with a Chilled Whiskey Glass
Why water down greatness? A chilled whiskey glass keeps your drink ice-cold without turning it into sad, whiskey-flavored water. Sip like a legend, savor every…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Magnetic Hourglass: Sand Has Been Replaced by Sculpture
The Magnetic Hourglass drops iron filings onto a magnetic base, building spiky little formations as they fall. Flip it over and watch a desk timer…
Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
Artificial Turf Pee Pads for Dogs: Executive Level Relief
When nature calls, even a corgi in the Oval Office needs backup. These artificial turf pee pads for dogs keep accidents classy — because real…
Portable Espresso Maker
This portable espresso maker is high class on the go. Are you a coffee snob? Don’t leave home without the WACACO Picopresso. High quality espresso…
Funny Basketball Egg Separator
Who needs a boring kitchen tool when you can have this funny basketball egg separator that makes breakfast a slam dunk? The Dunk N Egg…
The Toilet Coffee Mug
This toilet coffee mug will be a hit at your next company meeting. Just try and take a sip without laughing. Everyone knows that coffee…