New Car Smell
Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…
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12 Gauge Trip Wire Alarm: The Loudest Way to Keep Unwanted Guests Away
Ever worry that your midnight snack run might end with a surprise guest… like a bear, a raccoon, or your nosy neighbor? A 12 Gauge…
Best Skate Trainers: Learn Tricks Without the Wipeouts
Learning to ollie without eating pavement? These are the best skate trainers — your secret weapon for beginners who want to land tricks without the…
Modern Bar Cabinet
Introducing the modern bar cabinet – the perfect blend of style and function. Who needs a mixologist when you can’t even mix salad dressing without…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Dracula Garlic Crusher
Looking for a kitchen tool that even Dracula himself would fear? The Dracula Garlic Crusher makes mincing garlic effortless, keeping your hands clean while unleashing…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Personalized Wrapping Paper
Transform the art of gift-giving with personalized wrapping paper, a delightful touch that adds a unique and thoughtful flair to any present.
Shark Bite Shirt: Dark Humor You Can Wear
Make a splash at your next beach party (or awkward family BBQ) with the hilarious “I’m Fine” Shark Bite T-Shirt. This novelty graphic tee combines…
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…