Emergency Fire Blanket with Hood
Not every cape belongs in a superhero movie. This hooded emergency fire blanket takes a more practical approach to the cape idea, with a wraparound…
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New Car Smell
Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…
Above Ground Storm Shelter
When Mother Nature starts throwing patio furniture, it’s time to rethink your open-door policy. This Swisher above ground storm shelter gives emergency planning a dedicated…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Ultimate Flight Simulator Cockpit Setup
Take your aviation simulation to the next level with this immersive flight simulator cockpit setup. Designed for serious gamers and aviation enthusiasts, it delivers unmatched…
Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
Real Invisibility Shield
Ever wish you could disappear? A real invisibility shield now makes that sci-fi dream a reality, using advanced light-bending technology to hide people and objects…
The WTF Cookbook: Laugh, Swear, and Figure Out Dinner
If you’ve ever opened the fridge and muttered “WTF am I supposed to cook?”, the WTF Cookbook is your new kitchen bible. Equal parts sarcasm…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
1911 Rubber Band Gun: Your Stationery Has Gone Tactical
Elastic Precision’s Model 1911 rubber band gun brings hardwood construction and semi-automatic action to a nostalgic toy. Your stationery just got serious.
Baguette Body Pillow: Finally, a Long-Term Bread Relationship
The Baguette Body Pillow is an oversized plush loaf for naps, lounging, and unapologetic bread lovers. Your next favorite couch carb has arrived.