Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
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Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
Water Mat
If your idea of “summer cardio” is floating around with a cold drink in hand, this Water Mat is your new best friend. This oversized,…
The Man Fork
Eat like a real man with the man fork. No more puny-man bites. Great gift idea for the man in your life.
Giant Personalized Face Pillows: Because Your Face Deserves to Be 3 Feet Wide
Ever wanted to cuddle yourself without the awkward mirror stare? Giant personalized face pillows make that dream a reality—because nothing says “I love me” like…
Shart Survival Kit: For When Trust Falls Go Terribly Wrong
The Shart Survival Kit is a cheeky gag gift for friends with questionable luck and excellent bathroom humor. A memorable white elephant conversation starter.
Sliding Biometric Gun Safe
You will always be at the ready with this sliding biometric slider gun safe. Protect your home in style. The compact design of this lock…
Traps Patriot Gun Shelf Safe
Looking for a gun shelf safe that doesn’t scream “I’m hiding something”? The Traps Patriot 35S Compact Gun Shelf keeps your home stylish and your…
Dog Necktie
Just got my dog a necktie – he’s officially the most dapper pup on the block! Now he’s ready for business meetings with the neighborhood…
Gorilla Couch
Looking to go bananas with your home decor? The gorilla couch is the king of comfort, blending wild style with jungle-level coziness, perfect for monkeying…
New Car Smell
Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…