Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
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Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Best Electric Water Gun
Unleash the ultimate water warfare with the Spyra One – the reigning champion of electric water guns! With its innovative pressurized technology and rapid-fire capability,…
Whole Skinned Alligator
Cookout coming up? Surprise your guests with this large cut of meat. Why a whole skinned alligator? Why the F not? Make sure you invite…
Best Skate Trainers: Learn Tricks Without the Wipeouts
Learning to ollie without eating pavement? These are the best skate trainers — your secret weapon for beginners who want to land tricks without the…
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Launch Laughs with the Stretchy Poop Slingshot Toy
The poop slingshot toy is stretchy, sticky, and guaranteed to launch laughs across any room—literally! Looking for the ultimate gag gift that’s equal parts gross…
Farfalle Pot Holders
Say goodbye to kitchen burns and hello to style with Farfalle Pot Holders—the pasta-shaped kitchen MVPs that keep your hands safe and your cooking al…
Survival Handbook
“The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook” is a literary lifeline, offering a witty and practical guide to navigating life’s most absurd and unpredictable challenges. Packed with…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.