Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
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Whole Skinned Alligator
Cookout coming up? Surprise your guests with this large cut of meat. Why a whole skinned alligator? Why the F not? Make sure you invite…
Reebok Pump Retro Sneakers
The Reebok Pump Retro Sneakers are proof that the ’90s didn’t just walk so today’s trends could run—they jumped, literally. With that iconic pump-up tongue…
Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
Poop Timer
Introducing the “Poop Timer” gag gift – a hilarious and cheeky way to add some humor to bathroom breaks. This whimsical timer adds a touch…
Traps Patriot Gun Shelf Safe
Looking for a gun shelf safe that doesn’t scream “I’m hiding something”? The Traps Patriot 35S Compact Gun Shelf keeps your home stylish and your…
Cheese Fondue Fountain
Amaze your party-goers with this over the top fondue fountain. This thing has privilege written all over it. It has four tiers and holds more…
Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…
Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
Animated Talking Halloween Bartender
This Animated Talking Halloween Bartender is the party guest who never stops serving – or talking! With witty one-liners and spooky drink suggestions, he’s perfect…