Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
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O’Brien Runway Inflatable Platform
The O’Brien Runway Inflatable Platform is the ultimate water oasis for relaxation and play. Its sturdy construction and ample space make it perfect for sunbathing,…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Finger Chopsticks: Snack Like Your Keyboard Matters
Finger Chopsticks hold snacks without coating your fingers in cheese dust. A clever little gadget for gaming sessions, desk snacking, and multitasking munchers.
Fake Bird Poop
Tired of people parking too close or stealing your spot? This fake bird poop prank gel is the hilarious, non-damaging way to send a message…
Floating Plant Pot
Tired of boring old pots that just sit there? This futuristic floating plant pot is here to defy gravity — and your expectations. Powered by…
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
NES classic mini
Gamer nostalgia. This NES classic mini version is already pre-loaded with all of your favorite games. No more blowing into cartridges.
Pickle Ice Pops
Pickle ice pops are the ultimate summer snack for anyone who thinks sweet treats are overrated. Packed with electrolytes and that signature briny bite, these…
Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.
Yodeling Pickle: Your Snack Has Main Character Energy
A pickle that yodels at the push of a button. Meet the gloriously pointless gag gift for people who already have everything sensible.