Fake Bird Poop
Tired of people parking too close or stealing your spot? This fake bird poop prank gel is the hilarious, non-damaging way to send a message…
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Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Retractable Vampire Fangs
Retractable vampire fangs are the ultimate accessory for those who want to sink their teeth into the Halloween spirit with style!
Sunny Side Up Egg Cooker
Introducing the Sunny Side Up Egg Cooker – because who has time to play egg roulette in the morning? Get perfectly cooked sunny side up…
Shark Bite Shirt: Dark Humor You Can Wear
Make a splash at your next beach party (or awkward family BBQ) with the hilarious “I’m Fine” Shark Bite T-Shirt. This novelty graphic tee combines…
A Prison Mike Clean Dirty Magnet
If your dishes could talk, they’d probably sound like Prison Mike. This Prison Mike Clean Dirty Magnet is the toughest warden your dishwasher will ever…
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Emergency Fire Blanket with Hood
Not every cape belongs in a superhero movie. This hooded emergency fire blanket takes a more practical approach to the cape idea, with a wraparound…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…
Artificial Turf Pee Pads for Dogs: Executive Level Relief
When nature calls, even a corgi in the Oval Office needs backup. These artificial turf pee pads for dogs keep accidents classy — because real…