Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
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Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Sliding Biometric Gun Safe
You will always be at the ready with this sliding biometric slider gun safe. Protect your home in style. The compact design of this lock…
Inflatable Party Boat
Ahoy, fellow adventurers! Today, we’re setting sail on an epic voyage aboard the legendary Inflatable Party Boat! Buckle up your water wings, folks, because this…
Smart Coffee Table Refrigerator
Don’t like having to walk all the way to the kitchen to grab a beer mid-game? Now all your favorite drinks and snacks are within…
Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
Beer Can Sleeve: The Sneaky Way to Sip
A beer can sleeve is like witness protection for your beverage — suddenly that lager looks like a harmless soda. Perfect for backyard BBQs, kids’…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Above Ground Storm Shelter
When Mother Nature starts throwing patio furniture, it’s time to rethink your open-door policy. This Swisher above ground storm shelter gives emergency planning a dedicated…
The Toilet Coffee Mug
This toilet coffee mug will be a hit at your next company meeting. Just try and take a sip without laughing. Everyone knows that coffee…
Realistic Animal Balaclava
Release your mountain animal with these realistic face masks. These balaclava animal prints will keep you warm while snapping those snow filled selfies. You will…