
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…

If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…

A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.

Looking for a gun shelf safe that doesn’t scream “I’m hiding something”? The Traps Patriot 35S Compact Gun Shelf keeps your home stylish and your…

Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…

If life handed out awards, pink starburst candy would win “Most Likely to Disappear First” in every candy bowl. Bursting with that sweet, tangy perfection,…

Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…

Looking for a ‘nutty’ way to entertain your inner child and maybe even perplex your real ones? Meet the finger squirrel puppet – your mini…

Bear Claw Meat Shredders help pull apart cooked pork, chicken, and more. A practical barbecue gadget with just enough superhero energy to make dinner fun.

Introducing the Sunny Side Up Egg Cooker – because who has time to play egg roulette in the morning? Get perfectly cooked sunny side up…

Finger Chopsticks hold snacks without coating your fingers in cheese dust. A clever little gadget for gaming sessions, desk snacking, and multitasking munchers.

I don’t know what all it takes to become a pro hockey player. I’m pretty sure every one of them had a backyard ice rink.