Sleeping Bag Suit
Become the human burrito you were always meant to be with this sleeping bag suit. Its wearable design lets you shuffle toward the snacks without…
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Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…
Drift Wood Car Freshener
Upgrade your commute with the Drift Wood Car Freshener — where luxury scent meets natural style. Crafted from real wood and infused with premium fragrances,…
Lucha Libre Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener
Unleash Lucha Libre fun with the Lucha Libre Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener: This little wrestler packs a punch of personality while popping caps like a…
Home ICEE slushie machine
Always wanted a home ICEE slushie machine? No. How about the cheapest frozen margarita machine available online?
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Yodeling Pickle: Your Snack Has Main Character Energy
A pickle that yodels at the push of a button. Meet the gloriously pointless gag gift for people who already have everything sensible.
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Tic Tac Shooter
Introducing the Tic Tac Shooter: This compact contraption launches tiny mints with surprising speed and accuracy, transforming snack time into a hilariously addictive game. Whether…
Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
Cap Gun Bottle Opener
The gift every beer drinker needs. Opens your beverage and fires the cap up to 16 feet away. Super fun way to open your bottles…