Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Read MoreOffensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…
Smart Flower Pot
Say goodbye to wilted leaves and plant-parent guilt! The smart flower pot sends you reminders when your plants need water, making sure they thrive—because even…
Poop Timer
Introducing the “Poop Timer” gag gift – a hilarious and cheeky way to add some humor to bathroom breaks. This whimsical timer adds a touch…
Retractable Vampire Fangs
Retractable vampire fangs are the ultimate accessory for those who want to sink their teeth into the Halloween spirit with style!
Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
Bubble Fog Machine for Halloween
Take your Halloween decorations to the next level with a bubble fog machine! Not only does it create eerie fog, but it also fills the…
Can’t C Me Waving
Introducing the “Can’t C Me Waving” wiper blade, featuring the iconic wrestler! Let your car channel the power and charisma of this legendary figure as…
A Prison Mike Clean Dirty Magnet
If your dishes could talk, they’d probably sound like Prison Mike. This Prison Mike Clean Dirty Magnet is the toughest warden your dishwasher will ever…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…