Above Ground Storm Shelter
When Mother Nature starts throwing patio furniture, it’s time to rethink your open-door policy. This Swisher above ground storm shelter gives emergency planning a dedicated…
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Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Tentsile Trillium XL Hammock: Your Group Chat Has a Treehouse
The Tentsile Trillium XL hammock creates a suspended hangout for up to six adults. Meet the giant three-tree hammock with a central entry hatch.
Funny Condiment Bottle Topper
Add a dash of humor to your dining experience with this funny condiment bottle topper. This whimsical accessory not only brings a smile to your…
Chicken Nugget Plush Pillow: Emotional Support, Breaded
A Chicken Nugget Plush Pillow turns your favorite comfort food into a cuddly couch companion. A funny gift for snack lovers who take nuggets seriously.
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…
Modern Bar Cabinet
Introducing the modern bar cabinet – the perfect blend of style and function. Who needs a mixologist when you can’t even mix salad dressing without…
The Toilet Coffee Mug
This toilet coffee mug will be a hit at your next company meeting. Just try and take a sip without laughing. Everyone knows that coffee…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.