Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
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Vintage Bookshelf Board Games
Step back in time with vintage bookshelf board games, where each game is a treasure trove of nostalgia and entertainment, adding a touch of retro…
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Thermal Color Changing Zombie Mug
The Thermal Color Changing Zombie Mug is like having your own zombie apocalypse with every sip. When you pour in that hot coffee, it’s not…
Cactus Christmas Tree
Sprinkle some prickly humor into your holiday festivities with the pre-lit cactus Christmas tree—a quirky and festive way to show Santa that even in the…
Floating Cooler
Dive into endless fun with the Cuddy floating cooler, making waves at every poolside gathering. Keep your drinks refreshingly cool while you lounge in style,…
Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…
Poetry of Donald Trump
Check out “The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump” – A Masterpiece of Tweets and Tremendous Verses!
Backyard Ice Rink
I don’t know what all it takes to become a pro hockey player. I’m pretty sure every one of them had a backyard ice rink.
Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.