Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
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New Car Smell
Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…
1911 Rubber Band Gun: Your Stationery Has Gone Tactical
Elastic Precision’s Model 1911 rubber band gun brings hardwood construction and semi-automatic action to a nostalgic toy. Your stationery just got serious.
Artificial Turf Pee Pads for Dogs: Executive Level Relief
When nature calls, even a corgi in the Oval Office needs backup. These artificial turf pee pads for dogs keep accidents classy — because real…
Why Everyone’s Obsessed with the Lying Duck Night Light
Need a night light that quacks you up? The Lying Duck Night Light is the adorable, slightly suspicious-looking bedtime buddy you didn’t know you needed.…
Giant Personalized Face Pillows: Because Your Face Deserves to Be 3 Feet Wide
Ever wanted to cuddle yourself without the awkward mirror stare? Giant personalized face pillows make that dream a reality—because nothing says “I love me” like…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Rorschach Inkblot Mask
Unleash your enigmatic side with the Rorschach Inkblot Mask, a captivating blend of art and mystery. This unique accessory draws inspiration from the iconic psychological…
Active Swivel Pressure Washer Gun: Hose Drama, Cancelled
The Active swivel pressure washer gun adds a low-force trigger and quick-connect fittings to compatible setups. Give your car-wash routine an upgrade.
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Marshall Bluetooth Speaker
Crank up the nostalgia with modern sound. The Marshall Bluetooth Speaker combines iconic rock-and-roll design with powerful wireless audio that fills any room with studio-quality…