Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Prefabricated Backyard Office
Introducing the innovative Prefabricated Backyard Office: a stylish and versatile solution for remote work or creative endeavors, seamlessly blending functionality with modern design, offering a…
Turtle Snowboarding Cushion
The Turtle Snowboarding Cushion: Your cozy companion for the slopes! Designed for comfort and style, this innovative cushion keeps you warm and snug during those…
Snowfeet – Short Ski Skates
A booming new winter sport. These short ski skates are attachments for your winter shoes or snowboard boots. Now you’ll have a set of skis…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Why Everyone’s Obsessed with the Lying Duck Night Light
Need a night light that quacks you up? The Lying Duck Night Light is the adorable, slightly suspicious-looking bedtime buddy you didn’t know you needed.…
Backyard Ice Rink
I don’t know what all it takes to become a pro hockey player. I’m pretty sure every one of them had a backyard ice rink.
Imitation Nixie Tube Clock
Capturing the vintage allure of Nixie tubes, the imitation Nixie tube clock seamlessly marries retro aesthetics with modern functionality. With its warm, glowing numerals and…
Assorted Kit Kat Pack
This assorted Kit Kat pack is a delectable assortment of the beloved crispy wafer bars, featuring a medley of enticing flavors that cater to diverse…