Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Marshall Bluetooth Speaker
Crank up the nostalgia with modern sound. The Marshall Bluetooth Speaker combines iconic rock-and-roll design with powerful wireless audio that fills any room with studio-quality…
Tic Tac Shooter
Introducing the Tic Tac Shooter: This compact contraption launches tiny mints with surprising speed and accuracy, transforming snack time into a hilariously addictive game. Whether…
Magnetic Hourglass: Sand Has Been Replaced by Sculpture
A Magnetic Hourglass turns falling iron filings into unusual spiky formations. A mesmerizing desk curiosity for science fans and hard-to-shop-for friends.
Artificial Turf Pee Pads for Dogs: Executive Level Relief
When nature calls, even a corgi in the Oval Office needs backup. These artificial turf pee pads for dogs keep accidents classy — because real…
Mushroom Kitchen Funnel: Your Counter Has Gone Cottagecore
A Mushroom Kitchen Funnel transforms a cute mushroom shape into a handy pouring tool. A fun kitchen gadget for easier liquid transfers and whimsical counters.
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Pink Starburst Candy
If life handed out awards, pink starburst candy would win “Most Likely to Disappear First” in every candy bowl. Bursting with that sweet, tangy perfection,…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Emotional Support Lovey
Introducing Positive Potato, the emotional support lovey spreading joy and comfort with every squeeze! Whether you’re feeling down or simply need a hug, Positive Potato…
All In One Breakfast Cooker
We have all heard that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. With this all in one breakfast cooker you are set.