Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
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Farting Hippo Plush Toy: Cute Face, Terrible Manners
A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.
Dracula Garlic Crusher
Looking for a kitchen tool that even Dracula himself would fear? The Dracula Garlic Crusher makes mincing garlic effortless, keeping your hands clean while unleashing…
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Smoke Grenade
Want to feel like an action hero or the star of a low-budget music video? Grab a colorful smoke grenade—because nothing says ‘I’m crushing this…
Always Home Flying Camera
Your security camera has a desk job; this one applied for flight school. Ring’s Always Home Flying Camera was designed to follow preset indoor flight…
Whole Skinned Alligator
Cookout coming up? Surprise your guests with this large cut of meat. Why a whole skinned alligator? Why the F not? Make sure you invite…
Fart Launcher 3000
In the realm of whimsical innovation, a groundbreaking marvel has emerged to tickle your funny bone and ignite uncontrollable laughter. Say hello to the Fart…
Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…