Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Tic Tac Shooter
Introducing the Tic Tac Shooter: This compact contraption launches tiny mints with surprising speed and accuracy, transforming snack time into a hilariously addictive game. Whether…
Smoke Grenade
Want to feel like an action hero or the star of a low-budget music video? Grab a colorful smoke grenade—because nothing says ‘I’m crushing this…
Earth Fire Pit
Want to watch the world burn? This high quality earth fire pit requires no maintenance and has an overall height of 40″ and a diameter…
Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
Pink Starburst Candy
If life handed out awards, pink starburst candy would win “Most Likely to Disappear First” in every candy bowl. Bursting with that sweet, tangy perfection,…
Artificial Turf Pee Pads for Dogs: Executive Level Relief
When nature calls, even a corgi in the Oval Office needs backup. These artificial turf pee pads for dogs keep accidents classy — because real…
Giant Tortilla Blanket
Introducing the Giant Tortilla Blanket – because who wouldn’t want to be the burrito of their own dreams? This oversized, snuggle-worthy wrap brings a dash…
Survival Handbook
“The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook” is a literary lifeline, offering a witty and practical guide to navigating life’s most absurd and unpredictable challenges. Packed with…
Language Translator Earbuds
Are you tired of fumbling through language barriers while traveling or struggling to communicate with foreign friends? Say hello to the Timekettle Language Translator Earbuds…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.