Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
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Gallium Liquid Metal
Ever wanted to play with mercury but without all of the potential toxic side effects? Now you can. This gallium liquid metal is non-toxic and…
Launch Laughs with the Stretchy Poop Slingshot Toy
The poop slingshot toy is stretchy, sticky, and guaranteed to launch laughs across any room—literally! Looking for the ultimate gag gift that’s equal parts gross…
This Stanley Sippy Cup
Watch out, world! Influencers everywhere are trading in their avocado toast for this Stanley sippy cup, because nothing screams ‘influencer lifestyle’ quite like sipping on…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Testicle-Shaped Golf Ball Bag
Hey there, golf enthusiasts and aficionados! A bag that defies all conventional shapes. It’s round, bouncy, and remarkably reminiscent of a certain pair of anatomy…
Tic Tac Shooter
Introducing the Tic Tac Shooter: This compact contraption launches tiny mints with surprising speed and accuracy, transforming snack time into a hilariously addictive game. Whether…
XREAL One Pro AR Smart Glasses
Your TV called—it’s jealous of your sunglasses. These XREAL One Pro AR smart glasses put a virtual screen in front of your eyes for movies,…
Baguette Body Pillow: Finally, a Long-Term Bread Relationship
The Baguette Body Pillow is an oversized plush loaf for naps, lounging, and unapologetic bread lovers. Your next favorite couch carb has arrived.
New Car Smell
Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…
Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.